Saturday, February 24, 2007

(a loaf of bread, a container of milk and) ONE POUND OF BUTTER

For the last hour or so, my stomach has had a lump of lead the size of a tennis ball in it. The same thing happened last night, but I don't think it's anything to worry about. Rather, I'd say is completely natural.
You see, I've eaten nearly a pound of butter in the last 4 days.

shortbread recipe (not especially tasty) = 280g
kitchiri = 1/4 cup (i didnt measure)
gorgonzola spaghetti (also not so good) = 20g (plus, 120g of cheese and some cream)
sauteed satsuma-imo = more butter.

Whatever the math, 400g of butter have disappeared since Wednesday.

Unsurprisingly, my guts aren't the only ailment. My skin is a little shitty, and my heart stopped back when I was cooking.

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