Friday, October 28, 2005

cliffhanger

I'm waiting for the tv to come back from commercial break so that I can hear what a panel of experts decided was the best way to hold out a little longer when you really have to poop.

and they say japanese tv is worthless.

1 comment:

ネイット said...

the experts decided that you should repeat in your mind "the poop will stay in my colon" while walking silently. Also, clench and partially relax your anus at 10 second intervals. The proctologist expert said that it's impossible to clench longer than a minute.

now you know.