I blog the tv.

Right now, on the television to my right, an aerobics program is playing. But instead of the class being conducted in a small room with two potted plants, the instructors are in a hotel conference room. Instead of two spandex clad girls and one spandex boy, the instructors are standing in front of a crowd of roughly fifty people wearing various uniforms, including chef, mechanic, maid, tour guide, the noodle shop guy, bartender and several not quite uniforms, like an old dude in a tux (who is a little overly eager) as well as a ninja and a black leather samurai.

The chef looks dead serious.